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Skater Spotlight: Kerri “Motor Vader” Dixon

This month the spotlight shines on three time award winner Motor Vader, a skater who lives up to her name and then some.  She is one of the league’s many cheerleaders and one of the resident geeks to boot.


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Name:
Motor Vader
Number: 501st
Team: G.I. Janes, All-Stars
Member of OCDG since: 2014

Give us a quick ‘n dirty rundown of who you are.

I was born in London, Ontario. Many years later I was teaching English and Dramatic Arts at a high school in Mississauga when I was reading the paper in the staff room and saw an advertisement for a science fiction convention in Toronto. I had always wanted to go to one, so I did so and became a yearly volunteer at the event. Fast forward a few more years, and I meet my now husband at the event. He is military, and eventually he whisks me away to start a long, wonderful adventure across Canada as we are posted from province to province.

Is there a story behind your name/number?

Because of my love of skating as a child, I was fortunate that my time in Fresh Meat could be spent learning the more advanced skills of derby, and not having to learn to skate. But some of my Fresh Meat colleagues were learning to function on these rolling boots for the first time, and I was always willing to share tips and tricks for learning benchmarking skills, and did so with a smile and laugh along the way. “You’re so motivating!” was the generous compliment given to me by a newer skater, and the idea of being known as the motivator pleased me greatly. Trying to choose a derby name, I started played around with the word motivating…motivation…motivator. My love of science fiction kicked in on that last word, and MOTO VADER was born. “Huh? I don’t get it!” was the first reaction to the name, and it was quickly changed by my Fresh Meat mates to MOTOR VADER. The number, 501st, is a nod to the 501st Legion, a group of worldwide group of fans who promote Star Wars through costuming and charity events.

How, when, and why did you get started in roller derby?

My first skates had metal wheels and a leather strap that fastened at the ankle, and a key that adjusted the clips at my toes. I wore the key around my neck and skated along the sidewalk, bumping over each crack humming, “I’ve got a brand new pair of rollerskates…” Cliché, I know, but I loved to skate.

A friend of mine didn’t have any skates, so I shared mine with her – but not in the taking turns kind of way. We thought it would be a great idea to each wear one of them, and we would try to coast down the drive way arm in arm, each on one foot. We were unsuccessful, of course, and spent most of our time tumbling onto the grass in a heap of laughter. A nasty spill and my first bout of (what I now know to affectionately call) rink rash put an end to our duo of skating, but not to my love of zipping around on 8 wheels.

Motor making the game look good.  (c)Anthony Canada
Motor making the game look good. (c)Anthony Canada

Most of my preteen years were spent in a roller rink. In my hometown, Wheels was where all the cool kids went to skate – I went to Roller Palace. I made no pretense on pretending to be cool when I knew I wasn’t. Besides, Roller Palace wasn’t as busy, and I could skate around much faster there. Speed was the key.

Although roller rinks fell out of fashion with fickle teens, I held on as long as I could before the roller rinks in my area closed their doors. Inline skating became popular through my teens and early 20’s, and I owned a few variations of inline skates, but it was never quite the same.

So when much to my surprise roller derby emerged as a sport in my adult life, I just knew I had to play. I married a military man and we were stationed in Cold Lake when I first saw the advertisement for the local team. I was so excited at the opportunity to be back on 8 wheels! I enrolled in the Lakeland Ladykiller’s Fresh Meat program in 2011, and have been skating ever since. My biggest fear when my husband and I received notice that he was going to be posted to another city, was that I needed to be somewhere that had Roller Derby! Fortunately it was Edmonton, and OCDG became my new derby home.

Why did you pick OCDG for your league?

While any of the area teams would have been a welcome home, OCDG just seemed to fit for me. They embraced my crazy.

What position do you like to play the most and why?

I love being a blocker, particularly on the inside line. I enjoy being in a jammer’s way!

What is your best derby memory?

My favourite personal derby moment was OCDG’s 2014 Prom. The derby family love in that room was like a warm blanket over all our shoulders. I am fortunate to be a member of this league.

Any plans or goals for your future in roller derby?

When I started this sport, because of my age, I thought I only had a few years to play before I needed to retire. Then I found the Facebook group Derby Over 40 and discovered that women in their 50’s and 60’s continue to play and even learn the sport for the first time. I plan on skating as long as I am able.

Have any advice for future skaters (fresh meat)?

Never be embarrassed or afraid to ask for assistance in learning a specific skill.

My favourite part of Fresh Meat was time with veteran skaters, asking zillions of questions about skating techniques and the game itself. Find someone you are comfortable with and pick their brains! Come ask me! If I don’t know the answer, I will find someone who does.


Thanks Motor.  It was a pleasure to have you as our master of ceremonies for the Xmas party festivities, and might I just add – “WOW”.

Skater Spotlight: Bonnie “PileDriver” Somerville

We’re back again, and this month we get to learn more about Bonnie “PileDriver” Somerville.  PileDriver plays for both the GI Janes and the travel team All Stars, and she also happens to be one of the hardest hitters on the track (as I can very much attest to – ouch, my poor shoulders).  Read on!



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Name:
PileDriver
Number: 29
Team: GI Janes
Member of OCDG since: May 2013

Give us a quick ‘n dirty rundown of who you are.

22 year old farm kid living life in the city. I work, I skate, I go on adventures with the people I love. Total dork to the core. Total pansy. I’m tough on the track and won’t give a second thought when it comes to knocking anyone to the ground. But off the track I’m more likely to hug you than deck you.

Is there a story behind your name/number?

I spent my entire life around bagpipes, and when I was a good enough piper I started playing shows and competing with my band. One our show sets was Suo Gan and The Piledriver. I loved that set. It was that set that pushed me to be a better piper.

Also 29 has been my number for over a decade and through the many many many sports I used to play.

How, when, and why did you get started in roller derby?

My parents gave me Whip It for my 18th birthday, which started it all. But things didn’t work out; I may or may not have ran away from a freshmeat night in Red Deer.

A good friend forced me into buying a full set of gear a year and a half ago, two months later I joined OCDG, and I haven’t looked back since.

Why did you pick OCDG for your league?

The aforementioned friend who forced me to buy gear was originally trying to get me to play with her in Red Deer but I couldn’t do the commute. She later told me that if I was going to skate in Edmonton it should be with OCDG since they were nice.

What position do you like to play the most and why?

Blocker all the way. More specifically mamma hen since for some reason in a pack I’m more comfortable skating backwards. Plus having jammers fear me is kind of satisfying.

What is your best derby memory?

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PileDriver (center) executing a flawless hit. Not pictured – the subsequent tears of her fallen enemies.

I’d like to say my first game but I don’t remember much of it. Getting my laps was pretty fantastic though. Pretty sure I did them nearly every practice for quite some time until I got my 25-in-5.

Any plans or goals for your future in roller derby?

Skate for as long as my body will let me. Seems like a good plan/goal to me.

Have any advice for future skaters (fresh meat)?

Don’t be afraid to take or throw a hit. And strive to beat the senior skaters. It will make you better and make us want to get better.

Anything else you’d like to say?

Derby saved me in more ways than one. It’s my second love. Sorry guys but my wee laddie wins first place.


Fun fact about Pile: she has signature ‘crazy eyes/ that she likes to flash at opponents shortly before slamming into them.  They would fill you with sheer horror, if not for the fact that she’s always grinning at the same time.  Thanks for the chat, Pile!

Skater Spotlight: Keely “Low Key” Lucas

The sorting hat hath spoken, and the first skater to be spotlighted is Keely “Low Key” Lucas.  Read on to learn more.


lowkeyName: Low Key
Number: 314
Team: GI Janes
Member of OCDG since: Approx. September 2010

Give us a quick ‘n dirty rundown of who you are.

I’m 26, a technical writer, and someone who reads wherever I am able to – you can pry my book away from my cold dead hands. And I enjoy feeling like a badass and hitting people in my spare time. When outside people are told I am a Roller Derby player they look at me in surprise, and then when they get to know me they are no longer surprised. I am a proud Roller Derby blocker. And I cherish being sneaky on the track and a harder hitter then I appear.

Is there a story behind your name/number?

Took the name from Neil Gaiman’s “American Gods” – I now like how it seems to compliment my current derby style (I don’t seem like much but I’ll always somehow be in my opponent’s way). Chose 3.14 because it reminded of my friends who enjoy celebrating silly little things like Pie Day. And who doesn’t like pie?

How, when, and why did you get started in roller derby?

I saw a few games and it seemed like such an interesting and cool sport full of tough woman so I signed up. As well, I needed to find a way to motivate myself to get into shape and holy cow is derby a way to do that.

Why did you pick OCDG for your league?

They were the team I watched for those first few games and the ladies seemed so nice and enthusiastic.

What position do you like to play the most and why?

I really enjoy being a blocker. It makes me feel useful without the anxiety of (literally) having a target on you as a jammer.

Low Key (front) at Flat Track Fever 2014, proving how much she loves blocking - by holding back the entire pack.  Photo by Chris Edwards.
Low Key at Flat Track Fever 2014, proving how much she loves blocking – by holding back the entire pack.

What is your best derby memory?

It’s hard to pick. I’d have to say my first game ever. Before the game I was vibrating so hard with adrenaline and terror. I was worried I would mess up the game for my teammates and embarrass myself in front of my parents and the crowd. It was amazing the difference I felt sitting back down at the bench after my first jam. I had been so focused on playing that I forgot most of my anxiety. I also like the periodical moments of realization of ways I have improved as an athlete – though sometimes I have trouble seeing for myself.

Any plans or goals for your future in roller derby?

I wish to play derby or as long as it remains fun and fulfilling. To improve my game steadily. To be there for my teammates. And to support the league that took me in.

Have any advice for future skaters (fresh meat)?

Try. And keep trying. Ask for help. Eventually things will come easier to you. As well, laugh off the mistakes and blunders you will make (this can help keep you from crying).

Anything else you’d like to say?

I am so happy I took a chance and signed up. To step out of my shell and try so many new things I hadn’t had the courage before. I am surrounded by amazing people, who are kind and enthusiastic and encouraging and playfully ferocious and so very caring to those they love (and to those who try). Thank you guys.


Thanks for taking the time to share with us, Low Key!  We’ll be cheering for you at the GI Janes game on September 19!